Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

When bitches try and talk, when i’m clearly saying something:

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Did you guys hear that Jim Parsons is gay?!?

It’s no big deal, but I was saving my virginity for him :’(
Just kidding, he’s like twice my age. But this explains why Sheldon and Amy never really had a sex scene on the Big Bang Theory. But good for him! Boys are sexy, and I think everyone should enjoy them.

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

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tothemoonandbaaack:

This is beautiful, holy shit.

I wish I was chubby :’( it sucks being thin

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thebaptizedagnostic:

innerchrist:

Today is the International Day Against Homophobia. Let’s use it to fight against heterosexism, transphobia, cissexism, and all other forms of oppression. 

:D GUYS. GUYYYYS. ASEXUALLLLSSS. OUR FLAG WAS INCLUDED! 

OMG I have a job interview today!!!

I think the manager got a little scared when I answered the phone…because I was half sleep and had just finished watching an episode of Chelsea Lately

BUt do you know what this means?? I’m going to be able to buy all the pretty stuff I want if I get this job :)


And I will definately pass the drug test because I don’t have a life

And I may even make new friends with my co-workers
AND it’s a restaurant so I’ll be  able to sneak food

JK :)

g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

Dominic never walked into my classes :’(

When someone shows you something disgusting you’re just like:

totally-relatable:

So many funny relatable posts in this blog!

The first time I changed a baby’s diaper lol

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g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

omg

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Going to a friends house

Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?

This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Thank you that is all.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Facebook VS Tumblr

sodamnrelatable:

Checking Facebook:

Checking Tumblr:

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